IN LOVING MEMORY OF A FEATURE
R.I.P. CONFETTI 2015 — 2021

THEY TOOK
OUR CONFETTI

B. 2015 · MURDERED MARCH 2021
Cause of death: regulators said the party was «gamification». The confetti was removed from the app. The candles kept moving. But nobody celebrated them ever again.
— tap the stone if you must grieve first —
THEY TOOK OUR CONFETTI 🎉 WE PRINTED IT ONCHAIN 🎉 EVERY TRADE DESERVES A PARTY 🎉 LAUNCHING ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN 🎉 THEY TOOK OUR CONFETTI 🎉 WE PRINTED IT ONCHAIN 🎉 EVERY TRADE DESERVES A PARTY 🎉 LAUNCHING ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN 🎉
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LAUNCHING ON ROBINHOOD CHAIN · GAS-FREE PARTY ERA

$CONFETTI

From 2015 to 2021, every trade on Robinhood ended in a burst of confetti. Then the regulators called joy «gamification» — and the party was deleted. $CONFETTI resurrects it onchain, where nobody can remove it ever again.

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UTILITY №1 · THE POINT OF EVERYTHING
EXECUTE TRADE.

This button does not trade anything. It does the only thing that ever mattered: it fires confetti. Chain trades for combo multipliers. Fill the party meter. Reach 100% — and face the STORM.

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THE RECORD
HOW THE PARTY DIED. AND ROSE.
2015 — THE PARTY BEGINS

Robinhood launches with zero commissions and one perfect detail: confetti on your first trades. Same year, the app wins an Apple Design Award. Joy was part of the product.

PROOF — WIKIPEDIA
2020 — THE COMPLAINTS

Regulators and critics start calling the design «gamification» — claiming the confetti encourages trading like a casino. The party gets lawyers involved.

PROOF — THE RECORD
MARCH 2021 — THE MURDER

Robinhood removes the confetti animation, replacing it with «new dynamic visual experiences». Corporate words for: the party is over. Nobody threw confetti at your gains again.

PROOF — MARCH 2021
2026 — THE RESURRECTION

Robinhood launches its own chain. Stocks trade 24/7. And one token brings back what was lost: $CONFETTI — the party, printed onchain, immutable, unremovable. Let them try to delete a blockchain.

PROOF — THE CHAIN
UTILITY №2 · MAKE IT OFFICIAL
SIGN THE PETITION.
«We, the undersigned degens, demand the eternal right to confetti on every trade, every candle, every gas-free swap. Joy is not gamification. Joy is the yield.»
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